The Wand of Random Creatures

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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon May 07, 2018 10:10 pm

Has it been used for that kind of thing too? Ah, the Day the Earth Stood Still. Well, ya learn something new everyday.

Metal lion am I!? Well then, you're now a pwca!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Tue May 08, 2018 7:26 am

You made me a company?! So am I every person in that company, the company building, the leadership, what?
You are Groot.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Tue May 08, 2018 7:15 pm

The unseelie court has companies now!? Well great, just great. I guess you're tech support then. I realize having a pwca in IT would be TERRIBLE but then again...

If I am Groot then you'll have to be...gosh I'm not hip to the jive of modern stuff I guess. Uh, how about a Sand Murk! Those are fun. Well sort of...if YOU'RE the Sand Murk I expect you enjoy it, other people, well, other people probably have a different opinion when meeting one(thousand).
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Davidizer13 » Thu May 10, 2018 1:28 pm

A tardigrade! Everyone loves tardigrades, right?
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Thu May 10, 2018 7:47 pm

That is the most disgusting this anyone has ever made me!
You now are a winged snake.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:58 pm

Ah the winged snake, that's why Egypt loved their Ibis you know.

Thus, you become the feathered serpent, and we enter an entirely different mythological sphere.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:22 pm

Ooooh, South American. Fun.
I hope you like trees, because you are now a Bowtruckle.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:50 pm

Never underestimate a twig fairy, they may be frail but they're also pointy!

*vablash* A swvish, a svash, a Sphinx.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:42 pm

Really? Am I the Vegas one or the Egypt one?

You get to be a horned toad. Have fun hopping!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Sun Jul 08, 2018 3:08 am

The Greek one actually, of course that's about to change anyway...

Hopping! Hopping?! So, not even a proper horned toad then! Just an actual toad, with horns. Well great, that's loads of help, that is...fantastic boon for staying shy of Big Owl!

Fine. If this is what it has come to--fly! Fly you winged monkey, fly!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:00 am

At least I don't have fleas.
Which you do, being a cerberus. Which head do you prefer?
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:23 am

At least when I die my fleas will mourn me! Wait no, that doesn't work in this scenario. The leftmost head seems nice. I'm not sure if I should be pleased that I'll always have company or upset because I'll never be alone.

Now then, tread with care as you are--a glass cat! Being glass has its drawbacks, but on the other hand, you do have lovely pink brains ("you can see them work")!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:47 am

So are all my organs glass, or just my outside. An interesting query.

You are now a Typhoomerang. Have fun flying!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:04 pm

Woo! This is the way to be, dizzying, but still...

Really, the only organs in a glass cat are its brains, but how about instead of a glass cat--a luck cat!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:33 pm

Really, golden felines? At least tell me I'm a cute kitten-aged one.
You are now a Who from Whooville. I hope there's a Horton near by.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:37 pm

At least I know the true meaning of Christmas! I mean it's at least possible I do! Somewhat! Vaguely!

Felines of any sort are the best of--excuse me while I stop my cat eating usb cables--*ahem* Felines of any sort are the best of creatures, but perhaps instead--a Wolliped?
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:43 am

That is the weirdest combination of insect and cat I have ever seen in my life, let alone been. That's it, the gloves are coming off.
I'm siccing Gandalf on you, Balrog!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:55 pm

What is this!? I don't want to be some Iluvatar reviling, Morgoth lapdogging, Feanor killing, beat up by that sparkly Glorfindel, hiding in a mine, ugly demon thing! I mean look at this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLnq1mhYz7k
Nobody wants that!

Just for that, you're a hob!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:21 am

I was thinking more the huge fiery beastie in the live action, but that's actually better. I'm a center for commerce? I seem to recall being a corporation at one time, so this isn't so bad.

You are now the British Government. Did you have to fight Mycroft to get it?
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:38 am

No, but some aliens were probably involved. That physician fellow, whatever his name is, handled it.

But enough about me, you shall be, a tree! A dryad, specifically. The Narnian kind, they seemed nice.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:13 am

Ooooh, I get to send petal messages now.

You are a ginger cat. Bite in at your own peril.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:04 am

Mmm, ginger.

Alright, okay, gotta get back into the swing! Yeah! Vablash! You're a djinni.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:18 pm

You and your fancy names. I look it up, and what do I get, a blue-skinned wish-granter. At least I won't make endless pop culture references. Wait...THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR THIS WHOLE THREAD! Ugh, someone hit me.

You are now a Basilisk.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:12 am

To be fair, they're not all blue skinned nor wish-granters. And sorry, I've been playing/running an RPG with strong middle eastern overtones. XD

A basilisk!? But, the snake kind or the hideous chicken-lizard-cow kind?

And you shall be--something akin to a Lammasu!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:10 pm

Chicken-lizard-cow kind. What, you really thought I'd let you be a cool snake?
Oh, and I guess making me a sphinx earlier wasn't enough. Now I'm a guy version with wings! I want my femininity back.
In retaliation, you're a mermaid.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:28 am

I mean I could always hope. But some sources argue that the Lammasu IS the female version of the Shedu!
Haha! Joke's on you! Mermaid isn't much different from what I normally--ah! But I hate water! What have you done!?

Here we go again--aaaand vablash! We're going with bakeneko this time.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:25 pm

What is it with you and feline creatures? I mean, I love cats, but this is like, the seventh time I've been turned into something feline.
Fine, go be a boggart. Scare somebody.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:15 pm

Probably has something to do with the cat that sits in my lap whenever I'm at my desk. She's here, right now, you can see why I might be influenced.

Do I have to scare people though? Can't I just--*squishes into a cupboard*

*from inside the cupboard* But as for you! I know what you be, a snickersnee! Wait, no, surprisingly that's not some fun random creature. Great fun to say though. How about...a Jabberwock! And no, not that goofy modern one, a proper one; in a waistcoat. I mean I've done the mome rath outgrabe, might as well go all the way this time.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:16 pm

Of course you would go hide instead of using your new powers. Or course.
Well, if I'm not a catty creature this time, you don't have to be something borderline evil. Go hop around the Bread Basket as a Jackalope.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:39 am

I mean, goodness, I'd hate to disturb anybody! Ah, Jackalope, a native creature!
Hm, How about we make you--a fastachee! And hope my more limited knowledge of Native American mythology doesn't result in that being a bad thing. Vablash!
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