Probably has something to do with the cat that sits in my lap whenever I'm at my desk. She's here, right now, you can see why I might be influenced.
Do I have to scare people though? Can't I just--*squishes into a cupboard*
*from inside the cupboard* But as for you! I know what you be, a snickersnee! Wait, no, surprisingly that's not some fun random creature. Great fun to say though. How about...a Jabberwock! And no, not that goofy modern one, a proper one; in a waistcoat. I mean I've done the mome rath outgrabe, might as well go all the way this time.