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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:57 am

I cant seem to beat Magnus Carlsen (age 9) on the "Play Magnus" chess app :/

(its free, but only for iOS).
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby Wolfsong » Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:00 pm

XP
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby Animeniac » Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:40 pm

Whatever Xp you get mine is 500X that
Phillippians 4:8 KJV

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.


A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own...you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart -Hiromu Arakawa

I'm going to fight my hardest....I don't want anyone else to die! -Kirito

"Never break the circle....the circle is what binds us together as one as brothers and sisters...you are my bride...you are beautiful"-Elyon (God) on The Circle series By Ted Dekker


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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby Mullet Death » Sun Apr 24, 2016 12:17 pm

XP is no longer a supported OS. I recommend switching.
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:57 am

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby thedragongirl77 » Mon Apr 25, 2016 2:17 pm

Kuroshitsuji is cool....
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby MomentOfInertia » Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:46 pm

This thread is so evil. Evil, evil, evil.
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:55 pm

MomentOfInertia wrote:This thread is so evil. Evil, evil, evil.

https://youtu.be/9j8ssdqVrRA
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby John_Smith » Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:27 am

I'm posting here just to post my refusal to post here.


EDIT:
LecktheTech wrote:So your reason to post, is to say that you won't post. Why exactly did you post here?

To state my stubbornness. Also so I could this, just to defeat the evil game. XD
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:51 pm

"Definately maybe." is an interesting sentence.
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby LecktheTech » Wed Apr 27, 2016 4:52 pm

John_Smith wrote:I'm posting here just to post my refusal to post here.

So your reason to post, is to say that you won't post. Why exactly did you post here?
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby Mullet Death » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:30 am

I have no money and it sucks.
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:21 pm

Its 20 past 2 am but I have finally managed to beat magnus at age 9
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby LecktheTech » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:55 pm

I had to reload this page three times AND login just to post once!!!!
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The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Mon May 02, 2016 1:51 pm

e2 e4, e7 e5, g1 f3, b8 c6, f1 f5

*https://youtu.be/KMpyN-toqBY
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Thu May 05, 2016 8:48 am

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DARESSSSSSSSSSS CHALLANGEE THE CHESS MASTER IPV4????????????????????
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby Animeniac » Wed May 11, 2016 5:45 pm

I play Pokemon X
Phillippians 4:8 KJV

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.


A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own...you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart -Hiromu Arakawa

I'm going to fight my hardest....I don't want anyone else to die! -Kirito

"Never break the circle....the circle is what binds us together as one as brothers and sisters...you are my bride...you are beautiful"-Elyon (God) on The Circle series By Ted Dekker


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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby LecktheTech » Thu May 12, 2016 5:05 pm

I'm noting every single time my screen tears.
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The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby Mullet Death » Fri May 13, 2016 9:22 am

NVIDIA screen tearing, hm? This may be of interest to you:

https://www.gamingonlinux.com/articles/ ... linux.7213


I haven't noticed screen tearing, or if I did, I didn't realize it was the NVIDIA proprietary drivers.
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby Animeniac » Fri May 13, 2016 1:19 pm

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Phillippians 4:8 KJV

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.


A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own...you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart -Hiromu Arakawa

I'm going to fight my hardest....I don't want anyone else to die! -Kirito

"Never break the circle....the circle is what binds us together as one as brothers and sisters...you are my bride...you are beautiful"-Elyon (God) on The Circle series By Ted Dekker


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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Mon May 16, 2016 11:38 am

bored, drinking some 3% fat milk by my computer.
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Tue May 17, 2016 10:58 am

played a 1 minute + 1 sec blitz last night as white

http://sv.lichess.org/cGt26wQG

(use mouse scroller to view the moves).
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby LecktheTech » Fri May 20, 2016 5:15 pm

.Mullet Death wrote:NVIDIA screen tearing, hm? This may be of interest to you:

https://www.gamingonlinux.com/articles/ ... linux.7213


I haven't noticed screen tearing, or if I did, I didn't realize it was the NVIDIA proprietary drivers.

I'm not using NVIDIA drivers(old computer with integrated GPU), but that makes sense about a few other computers that I have used Linux on.
Thanks anyway
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The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Sat May 21, 2016 2:49 am

heres me playing a 3 min + 1 sec blitz as black.

http://sv.lichess.org/8lUVlwt9
(scroll to see moves).
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Sat May 21, 2016 1:41 pm

learned about the traxler attack today invented by a priest

pure genius https://youtu.be/te4yVda5mhI
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby LecktheTech » Sat May 21, 2016 5:14 pm

IPv4 wrote:learned about the traxler attack today invented by a priest

pure genius https://youtu.be/te4yVda5mhI

So you are a serious chess player?
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The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Sun May 22, 2016 3:43 am

LecktheTech wrote:
IPv4 wrote:learned about the traxler attack today invented by a priest

pure genius https://youtu.be/te4yVda5mhI

So you are a serious chess player?


no, but I've played quite a lot the past month.
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Sun May 22, 2016 6:49 am

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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby LecktheTech » Sun May 22, 2016 1:04 pm

So do you play by a specific pattern or just by move?
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Re: The "EVIL" Game

Postby IPv4 » Mon May 23, 2016 2:20 am

Sometimes I try to experiment by trying what I think could be a good move, but I rarely ever make completely random moves.
Chess can be divided into 3 stages, the opening, the mid game and the end game.
When playing the opening there are many standard openings or combinations of them that are used most often by players (i.e. the spanish opening, queens gambit, kalashnikov) so if I knew about these openings better I would probably use them.
However when playing as white I almost always use the spanish opening.

In general you are supposed to fight for the middle squares and get the king to safety as quick as possible by casteling.

If I play seriously I could try and analyse several moves in advance that both players could make but that takes a lot of effort, so I usually just use my intuition. It sometimes happen that you recognize certain patterns in chess that you have encountered before which makes it possible for you to make quick but also good moves.

In my mind all pieces are important and I try to not loose any of them unless I can make an exchange. When one of my pieces are threatened I always count how many of my own pieces that are defending that certain piece. I also pay attention to the value of the piece being threatened and the value of the piece(s) attacking. Then queen is the most valuable piece and the pawn the least valuable.
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