Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:26 pm

*steals fish from Cc4FuzzyHuggles and makes sushi*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby FourFourSeven » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:36 am

*kicks sushi out of AlbinoMoose's hands, scattering it all over the ground*

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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Mullet Death » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:56 am

Fines FourFourSeven for health violations
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Feb 23, 2014 1:29 pm

Turns Mullet into a pancake
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:35 pm

Gives Wolfsong syrup and a fork
Do you see this gorgeous creature?
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That graceful profile. Those striking eyes. Behold the albino moose.
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:43 pm

Thanks AM and gives him a sticky hug :n_n:
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Reon » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:36 pm

*nerf gun fired at wolf*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:23 pm

*pokes reon in the liver*
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That graceful profile. Those striking eyes. Behold the albino moose.
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:12 pm

stares at Naruto in AM's sig with wide eyes, then decides to go get dinner
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Kilvakar » Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:11 pm

*Steals Wolf's dinner!*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:38 pm

*whacks Kilva upside the head and takes it back
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby For_Him » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:09 am

I force Wolf to hug this comfortable, soft pillow, because "no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Will » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:40 am

*Takes two shaving cream pies and throws them at For Him*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:43 pm

*dumps the rest of the shaving cream bottle on Will's head
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Poke,Hug,Slap,etc,returns!

Postby Will » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:08 pm

*Suddenly he gets an idea!*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Will » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:10 pm

*Wipes all the shaving cream out of hair with ease. Then has the worlds biggest root beer float flown in by three helicopters which place it safely on the ground before everyone. Suddenly it gets struck by lightning causing it to form into thirty individual root beer floats so all can have one to enjoy.* :n_n:
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:35 pm

*takes root beer float from Will, hugs him appreciatively and removes the last little bit of shaving cream from his hair* :D
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Will » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:02 am

*Shrugs shoulders and grabs another root beer float goes over to a chair sits down and begins drinking it with glee.*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Will » Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:05 pm

*Finishes root beer float and then snaps fingers. This causes food to rain from the sky and everyone goes to grabbing as much food as they can even to the point of stuffing their pockets.*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:59 pm

*slaps Will with a coconut custard pie with whipped cream for posting twice
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:39 pm

*Hands Wolfsong a lemon meringue pie cause they're better*
Do you see this gorgeous creature?
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:21 pm

*thanks AM and smacks Will with it
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Will » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:18 pm

*Wipes pie off face and grabs two possum pies throwing one at AM and smacks Wolfsong with the other one*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:02 pm

*ducks so that AM gets plastered with both and stuffs the possum down the back of Will's shirt
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:26 pm

*Sits back in shock at this rage I never tried to enter... then joins in on the fun by first blasting Wolf off the face of the earth with a Bazooka while laughing like the madman I truly am*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:30 pm

*smiles at twisted with a twisted smile of her own before using him for target practice*
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Mullet Death » Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:24 pm

*Breaks a watermelon over Wolfsong's head, then immediately regrets this decision and proceeds to bow all the way to the ground in apology
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:48 pm

*Stares at Mullet, struggling to decide whether to accept his apology, or smash him into pieces...
While she thinks about it, she throws crab apples at Twisted*
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby anlptgtsg » Mon Sep 01, 2014 4:35 am

*nibbles at Wolfsong's leg* needs more sauce :lol:
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:16 pm

*stares at anlp a moment, then proceeds to rip his arms off and feed them to him in blood sauce*
How's that taste? :P
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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