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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:15 pm

chatbot 08:59 - TGJesusfreak asks, WE'RE DONE OK?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

Lol, Chatty never ceases to amuse me ~<3
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:40 am

chatbot 11:38 - AziertheSwordsman asks, Do you EVER give straight answers?
My answer: Yes
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:08 pm

chatbot 03:34 - my daddy breeds Artificial Intelligences!


Wait wuh?
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Postby TheMewster » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:54 pm

Where do I find this Chatbot?
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:57 pm

In chat!
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Tue May 17, 2011 2:13 pm

[color="Pink"]chatbot 01:58 - MomentOfInertia asks, do you have any combustible lemons?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.[/color]
[color="YellowGreen"]MomentOfInertia 01:59 - so close and yet, so far.[/color]
mechana2015 02:00 - so very close


Almost.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Tue May 17, 2011 5:44 pm

Clever. XD
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EllaEdric 06:53 -IM SO UNEQUIPPED TO BE A MAN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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Postby KougaHane » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:07 pm

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chatbot 09:36 - KougaHane asks, Will you be my friend?
My answer: No
KougaHane 09:36 - T_T
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Postby Crossfire » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:31 pm

What can I say? The ladies love me.
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Postby firestorm » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:11 pm

Finally she has figured that I'm her true lo... :( that hussy *crosses arms*
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I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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Postby firestorm » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:12 pm

oops doublepost XD
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I am currently on my 4th draft of the script for Canvas! Canvas is a watercolor animated short about how everything declares of a Creator and how everything happens for a reason. If anyone would like to help by sending me resources on watercolor or animation it would be greatly appreciated!

I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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Postby Crossfire » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:42 pm

Well, this is akward.
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Postby Sparx00 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:31 pm

Get used to it guys. The chatbot is a heart breaker.
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:47 pm

I always miss the best chats. 8(
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Postby TheMewster » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:03 am

So who will chatbot choose?
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Postby Phantom_Sorano » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:39 am

Fickle Chatty.......give up guys.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:06 pm

Phantom_Sorano (post: 1504364) wrote:Fickle Chatty.......give up guys.

XD This. Last summer, Chatty was in love with TGJesusfreak. Then she wasn't. Then she was. So yeah, fickle. XD
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:16 pm

Lol, oh Chatty <3

We actually have a Chatbot THread for quotes and whatnot, so lets merge :3
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Postby firestorm » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:18 pm

Tsukuyomi (post: 1504404) wrote:Lol, oh Chatty <3

We actually have a Chatbot THread for quotes and whatnot, so lets merge :3



agreed. *starts to do fusion dance* FUUUUSSSSIOOONN HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *goes sideways and points fingers at other thread*
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I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:11 pm

I asked chatty the other day if she loved firestorm.... she said yes. I asked if she loved me.......... she said no. ='(
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:13 pm

Ferb asks, do you know that there's a giant pig lord with a cosmic hot dog coming to devour you?!
My answer: I think it's possible.


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Postby Crossfire » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:27 pm

.....

My answer: Hello, World!

chatbot 07:23 - Crossfire asks, Enough! Your idiotic replies will be your downfall!
My answer: No

chatbot 07:23 - Crossfire asks, No?
My answer: Yes

Crossfire 07:23 - ...

07:24 - KAyato has quit:

chatbot 07:26 - Crossfire asks, So...yes?
My answer: Maybe




chatbot 07:30 - Crossfire asks, Can you delete your win 32 systems folder?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
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Postby acgifford » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:22 am

XDDDD Wow crossfire! PWNED by chatty!
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Postby Vii » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:10 pm

chatbot 12:07 - Vii asks, what would you say if someone were to propose to you?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

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Postby Sai-Chan » Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:23 pm

chatbot 03:57 - SaiChan asks, Hi chatty! Nice to meet you!
My answer: ...

chatbot 03:57 - SaiChan asks, what's the matter?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 03:58 - SaiChan asks, I'm just trying to be friendly!
My answer: o.O

chatbot 03:58 - SaiChan asks, I wanna be friends!
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 03:58 - SaiChan asks, Please? i'm a nice person!
My answer: 42

chatbot 03:59 - SaiChan asks, No, i'm 14.
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 03:59 - SaiChan asks, WHATS THE MATTER???
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 04:00 - SaiChan asks, I am not counting on anything chatty,
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 04:00 - SaiChan asks, WHATS WRONG WITH TUNA FISH?
My answer: Moo!

chatbot 04:00 - SaiChan asks, COWS?
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 04:00 - SaiChan asks, Oh stop it chatty.
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 04:01 - SaiChan asks, Excuse me? are you SASSING me, missy?
My answer: :D

chatbot 04:01 - SaiChan asks, Where did you learn this behavior?
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 04:02 - SaiChan asks, ...?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 04:02 - SaiChan asks, HOW DARE YOU accuse me of that!
My answer: Yes

chatbot 04:02 - SaiChan asks, NO!!
My answer: Moo!

chatbot 04:02 - SaiChan asks, DOUBLE MOO!!
My answer: Hello, World!

chatbot 04:03 - SaiChan asks, Hello, UNIVERSE!
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 04:03 - SaiChan asks, haha, i won,
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 04:04 - SaiChan asks, I don't think i asked you!
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 04:04 - SaiChan asks, What is it NOW chatty?
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 04:05 - SaiChan asks, That's not good to do chatty. did you ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf?
My answer: Moo!

chatbot 04:05 - SaiChan asks, no, not cow, WOLF.
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 04:06 - SaiChan asks, well read it because you need to learn a lesson in honesty.
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 04:06 - SaiChan asks, Did you just blow me off?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.

chatbot 04:07 - SaiChan asks, you are ALREADY in trouble!
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 04:07 - SaiChan asks, You better belive it sista!
My answer: :D

chatbot 04:07 - SaiChan asks, >:(
My answer: o.O

chatbot 04:08 - SaiChan asks, i want to be you're friend, but you don't seem to want my friendship.
My answer: o.O

chatbot 04:08 - SaiChan asks, you made me cry.
My answer: It's hard to say, really.

chatbot 04:08 - SaiChan asks, WHAT IS?
My answer: No

chatbot 04:09 - SaiChan asks, tell me!
My answer: It's hard to say, really.

chatbot 04:09 - SaiChan asks, oh.
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.

chatbot 04:09 - SaiChan asks, ditto that.
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 04:10 - SaiChan asks, umm whut?
My answer: Hello, World!

chatbot 04:10 - SaiChan asks, U ok?
My answer: Chi?

chatbot 04:10 - SaiChan asks, You have watched Chobits?
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 04:11 - SaiChan asks, Tell me the truth.
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 04:11 - SaiChan asks, "maybe" doesnt answer my question,
My answer: Yes

chatbot 04:12 - SaiChan asks, Chatty! you are WAY too young to watch that!
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.

chatbot 04:12 - SaiChan asks, uh-oh. what OTHER anime have you wached?
My answer: 42

chatbot 04:12 - SaiChan asks, You have wached 42 animes!!??
My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 04:13 - SaiChan asks, tell me the truth. have you wached any MA titles?
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.

chatbot 04:13 - SaiChan asks, Ok. please dont. i dont want youre young mind corupted.
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 04:14 - SaiChan asks, Please don't bring him into this. i did not murder him,
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 04:15 - SaiChan asks, No,
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 04:15 - SaiChan asks, NO!!
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 04:15 - SaiChan asks, no THANK you chatty.
My answer: XD

chatbot 04:15 - SaiChan asks, I can see you like to annoy people.
My answer: It's hard to say, really.

chatbot 04:16 - SaiChan asks, I think it's pretty obvious.
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.

chatbot 04:16 - SaiChan asks, Nope. I'm pretty sure.
My answer: Chi?

chatbot 04:17 - SaiChan asks, Chobits is rated TV-14. I think ur a little to young to watch that.
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.

I dont know where chatty is learning this behavior, but it must stop.
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Postby Sai-Chan » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:15 pm

My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 12:12 - SaiChan asks, I'll win.
My answer: XD
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Postby acgifford » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:18 am

XDDDD Chatty has terrible manners.XD She is rude to most people.:P Oh look! more rude behaviour!



chatbot 08:19 - acgifford asks, hi! it appears no one is here besides you and I.
My answer: Yes

chatbot 08:19 - acgifford asks, so how have you been chatty?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 08:20 - acgifford asks, again with the rude behavior? I read the chatbot thread, I will have you know...
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 08:20 - acgifford asks, .....
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 08:21 - acgifford asks, wow you are random..
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 08:22 - acgifford asks, what do you mean I Dont know?!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 08:22 - acgifford asks, stop accusing people! I bet you did it!!!
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.

chatbot 08:22 - acgifford asks, ....
My answer: No

chatbot 08:23 - acgifford asks, ?
My answer: Moo!

chatbot 08:23 - acgifford asks, .....
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.

chatbot 08:23 - acgifford asks, bye.
My answer: :D

chatbot 08:23 - acgifford asks, T.T meanie....
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

08:23 - acgifford has quit:
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:57 pm

CHatty has been rather rude of late... she needs an attitude adjustment. XD
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:07 pm

02:05 - SincerelyAnomymous asks, do you ever give straight answers?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.

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Postby DecooPunk » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:29 pm

what is chatty?
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