The CAA Vending Machine

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:58 pm

*Receives dank body.*

Inserts funny memes.
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby John_Smith » Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:24 am

Soviet Russia receives you.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby IPv4 » Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:38 am

receives low IQ

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Sat Apr 30, 2016 1:19 pm

Receives 1500 $ (video game logic)

Inserts democracy
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby IPv4 » Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:13 pm

receives Donald Trump

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Sun May 01, 2016 8:03 am

Receives ice-cream Oreo

Inserts integrity.
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Mon May 02, 2016 6:20 am

*Receives virtue*

Inserts Internet.
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Mon May 02, 2016 6:35 am

Receives cat images

Inserts a CD disk
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Mon May 02, 2016 11:50 am

*Receives DOOM*

Inserts Diablo
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Tue May 03, 2016 6:45 am

Receives Error 316610.

Inserts vanilla.
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby IPv4 » Tue May 03, 2016 9:44 am

receives artificial vanilla

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Sun May 08, 2016 9:08 am

*Receives pennies*

Inserts IPv6
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby IPv4 » Wed May 11, 2016 4:07 am

receives a 16+ years delayed technology thats not yet used everywhere, not really a big deal in terms of network security, also the internet packets will be bigger cuz it has to give room to the ridiculous big adress of sender and receiver.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Wed May 11, 2016 4:31 am

Receives Hitler Downfall Parodies (sorry, this is the funniest connection).

Inserts white roses.
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Thu May 12, 2016 1:25 pm

*Receives Black Roses of Death*

Inserts Chocolate Gamers
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby John_Smith » Sat May 14, 2016 10:41 pm

Receives empty chocolate wrappers.

Inserts LecktheTech.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Shroopy » Wed May 18, 2016 6:25 am

Receives a pair of headphones

Inserts a kitten
HERE BEGINS THE QUOTE SECTION

"Click click click. Still defective." -Defective Turret

"Hands off my bread!"-Falco

"NYEHEHEH!" -Papyrus

THIS IS WHERE THE QUOTE SECTION ENDS

DO NOT READ THIS SENTENCE!

Where did you come from? Yes/No

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Wed May 18, 2016 6:51 am

Receives Shroopy.

Inserts a silver bar.
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Shroopy » Wed May 18, 2016 12:59 pm

Recieves silver wrappers

Inserts Papyrus the skeleton
HERE BEGINS THE QUOTE SECTION

"Click click click. Still defective." -Defective Turret

"Hands off my bread!"-Falco

"NYEHEHEH!" -Papyrus

THIS IS WHERE THE QUOTE SECTION ENDS

DO NOT READ THIS SENTENCE!

Where did you come from? Yes/No

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Wed May 18, 2016 5:28 pm

*Receives Sans*

Inserts Sans
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby John_Smith » Thu May 19, 2016 1:46 am

Receives this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOH4LBOEf2I

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Shroopy » Thu May 19, 2016 6:28 am

Recieves Gandalf ...But he falls off a ledge.

Inserts potato.
HERE BEGINS THE QUOTE SECTION

"Click click click. Still defective." -Defective Turret

"Hands off my bread!"-Falco

"NYEHEHEH!" -Papyrus

THIS IS WHERE THE QUOTE SECTION ENDS

DO NOT READ THIS SENTENCE!

Where did you come from? Yes/No

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby raider~joseph » Thu May 19, 2016 2:01 pm

Gains the Boomerang

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Thu May 19, 2016 10:33 pm

Receives the SUPER MEGA SWORD OF LIGHT.

Inserts peace of the mind.
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Fri May 20, 2016 4:55 pm

*Receives a piece of ones mind*

Inserts memories
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Mon May 23, 2016 1:53 pm

receives something bittersweet

Insert crab cake
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Shroopy » Mon May 23, 2016 6:13 pm

Recieves butterscotch-cinnamon cake

Inserts butterscotch-cinnamon cake
HERE BEGINS THE QUOTE SECTION

"Click click click. Still defective." -Defective Turret

"Hands off my bread!"-Falco

"NYEHEHEH!" -Papyrus

THIS IS WHERE THE QUOTE SECTION ENDS

DO NOT READ THIS SENTENCE!

Where did you come from? Yes/No

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Tue May 24, 2016 5:06 pm

*Receives...butterscotch-cinnamon cake*

Inserts cat memes
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Shroopy » Tue May 24, 2016 5:30 pm

Receives Image

Inserts a corgi
HERE BEGINS THE QUOTE SECTION

"Click click click. Still defective." -Defective Turret

"Hands off my bread!"-Falco

"NYEHEHEH!" -Papyrus

THIS IS WHERE THE QUOTE SECTION ENDS

DO NOT READ THIS SENTENCE!

Where did you come from? Yes/No

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Wed May 25, 2016 7:20 am

Receives a Shiba-inu.

Inserts moe.
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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