The CAA Vending Machine

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:27 pm

Receives a driver's seat.
Inserts a pair of pants with ruffles on the butt.
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Rose Faerie » Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:16 pm

SierraLea, you receive seven potatoes. Congratulations!

Now I just have to sit and wait. *sets up a tent*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Wed Aug 18, 2021 7:10 pm

you get a package of marshmallows

Inserts a pair of pliers and a monkey
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby ClaecElric4God » Sun Jan 02, 2022 10:51 pm

Receives a monkey plier. Y'know, those things you use to pry monkeys of the bars at the playground so kids can play on them instead.

*inserts a 3% finished master's thesis*
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? -Micah 6:8 KJV
They have shewed thee, O teen, what is good; and what doth the world require of thee, but to fit in, be wealthy, have good looks, and be rebellious? -Peer Pressure 1:1
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ClaecElric4God in regards to Wolfsong - You're the coolness scraped off the top of this morning's ice cream, after being pulled out of a beautiful summer day!
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Mon Feb 14, 2022 1:43 pm

You receive a passing grade, at the cost of your sanity.

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"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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