CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:14 pm**

Granted, but you now have fangs.

I wish to meet my soulmate.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:20 pm**

Granted but she is half your current age.

I wish i could grant wishes with out corrupting them.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:22 pm**

Granted, but the wishes turn into cute hot pink fluffy bunnies made out of cotton candy that melt in your hands and turn all sticky.

I wish to meet Santa Claus.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:28 pm**

Granted, but it's really Rosie O'Donnel.

I wish my pants didn't have holes in them.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:32 pm**

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:32 pm**

Granted but you "turn into cute hot pink fluffy bunnies made out of cotton candy that melt in your hands and turn all sticky".

I wish the next person to grant a wish gets $50.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:34 pm**

Great, I get fifty dollars.

I wish this money to multiply.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:36 pm**

XD Granted but the money turns "into cute hot pink fluffy bunnies made out of cotton candy that melt in your hands and turn all sticky"

I wish that hadnt just happened.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:51 pm**

granted, but it happened to all the other members on CAA.

I wish SigmaKnight would get over the pink cotton candy bunnies.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:00 pm**

Granted, but now it's killer zombies from the planet Suckblood.

I wish I had an electric guitar.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:01 pm**

granted but it doesn't work.

I wish that this was a wish.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:16 pm**

Granted, but the wish you wished for doesn't get granted.

I wish that cheese was sticky.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:31 pm**

Granted, but now EVERYTHING sticks to cheese so even if you could manage to get it in your mouth it would stick to you teeth and not get eaten.

I wish that the cheese was no longer sticky.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:31 pm**

Granted, but when you try to eat it, you find out it's STILL STICKY!!!

I wish elves were real.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:43 pm**

Granted, but they hate humans and as a result history is now littered with human/elf wars.

I wish that CAA had its own anime.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:00 pm**

Granted, but it resembles the Pokemon anime.

I wish my favorite book characters would come to life at my command.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:01 pm**

Granted, but it's all done in stills, and the dubs are horrid. XD

I wish I had come to CAA earlier...n_n

Oops, I didn't see the last poster...XD

Granted, but they might try to kill you...>.>

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:06 pm**

Granted, but you're so early CAA doesn't exist yet.

I wish I had a fried pie right now.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:29 pm**

Granted, but the fat content will give you a heart attack.

I wish I could spell and pronounce the longest word in the dictionary.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:32 pm**

Granted but you cant spell or pronounce any other word.

I wish kaoru didnt just make that wish.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:44 pm**

Granted, but she is afflicted by said word as a result.

I wish this thread would slow a bit.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:48 pm**

Granted, but it dies and remains dead until ten years in the future when someone revives it.

I wish this thread wouldn't die.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:51 pm**

Granted, but all other threads will die... ._.

I wish all of the threads would stay alive...>.>

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:55 pm**

Granted.... But as a result noone can keep up with the posting rate and those that dont give up on keeping up with the threads become mindless CAA zombies and are constantly on CAA reading every thread and every post constantly for the rest of their lives.

>.>; Now... I wish there was a CAA zombie game.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:58 pm**

Granted, but you become a zombie...as does everyone else...resulting in a zombie chat! So it does exist...

I wish that I could have internet access when I go out of town...

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:08 pm**

Granted, but your mind is connected to the internet, and you constantly get pop ups and spam.

I wish... >.>;; I could hug all the female members of CAA

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:09 pm**

Granted, but they all turn into animals when you do so.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:11 pm**

Granted, but your computer explodes into a fireball and totally fries your broadband connection.

I wish I could pull my mouth open as wide as the guy in Myoti's avatar.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:13 pm**

Granted, but once stretched it wont go back to normal.

XP I wish CAA was like the fruits basket anime/manga.

PostPosted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:14 pm**

Granted, but it's so fast that it gives you whiplash.

I wish Rurouni Kenshin's animators had done a better job with the Aoshi Kenshin battle...>_<

Whoops, posted too slow.

Granted, but we'd all have fleas...o.o

CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Corrupted wish game