The CAA's Official Bump Thread

[TurkishMonky]

i wonder if there's a reposting limit? probably not, thak goodness.

BTW, berlin was founded in 1251

[TurkishMonky]

four pages into it...

[TurkishMonky]

bubump

[TurkishMonky]

bubububububububububububububump!

[TurkishMonky]

what whould oyu do for a klondike bar?

[TurkishMonky]

tell us. (i mean me)

[TurkishMonky]

Bump'd!

[TurkishMonky]

pray do tell...

Charles Oudinot
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Lieutenant-General Charles Nicolas Victor Oudinot (1791–June 7, 1863), 2nd duc de Reggio, the eldest son of Napoleon's marshal General Nicolas Oudinot, also made a military career.

He served through the later campaigns of Napoleon, 1809–1814, promoted in 1814 major for gallant conduct. Unlike his father he was a cavalryman, and after retirement duruing the early years of the Restauration held command of the cavalry school at Saumur (1822–1830), and was inspector-general of cavalry (1836–1848). He is chiefly known as the commander of the French expedition which besieged and took Rome in 1849, crushing the short-lived revolutionary Roman Republic and re-established the temporal power of Pope Pius IX under French arms. His brief published account presents the French view of the events. After Louis Napoleon's coup d'etat of December 2, 1851, when he took a prominent part in the resistance in favour of the Second Republic, he retired from military and political life, though remaining in Paris

Beside the brief memoir of his Italian operations in 1849, he wrote several works of more specialized interest: Aperçu historique sur la dignité de marechal de France (1833); Considérations sur les ordres militaires de Saint Louis, &c. (1833); L'Emploi des troupes aux grands travaux d'utilité publique (1839); De la Cavalerie el du casernement des troupes à cheval (1840); Des Remontes de I'armée (1840).

[TurkishMonky]

bump

[TurkishMonky]

am i drunk or what?

[TurkishMonky]

someone please save me from this crazy ness!

[TurkishMonky]

and i go on....

[TurkishMonky]

*bump*

[TurkishMonky]

bump bump

[TurkishMonky]

bubump

[TurkishMonky]

whoohhooooo

[TurkishMonky]

Forever and ever and ever and ever forever and ever and aever....

[TurkishMonky]

bump

[TurkishMonky]

i am evil

[TurkishMonky]

wooot!!!

[TurkishMonky]

woohoooooooo

[TurkishMonky]

hola?

[TurkishMonky]

bump.

[TurkishMonky]

bump

[TurkishMonky]

bump..

[TurkishMonky]

sup?

[TurkishMonky]

hola...

[TurkishMonky]

bump....

[TurkishMonky]

bump...

[TurkishMonky]

i'm winding down anyway.

[TurkishMonky]

was that 6 pages i just spammed?

[TurkishMonky]

still no posters? bump...

[Monkey J. Luffy]

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translation this is a big post

[mastersquirrel]

The VP is back! And proud to see that the thread has been kept alive and running by Turkish Monkey. Thank you very much TM. It's good to see spammers like you out there.

[TurkishMonky]

it is an honor to serve, master.

[mastersquirrel]

Uh....... good then... uh... carry on.

[TurkishMonky]

bubump

[TurkishMonky]

however, 80 somthing posts in an hour really takes it out of people...

[mastersquirrel]

How much do you usually bump a day TM?

[TurkishMonky]

it varies. today i was in a bumping mood, but nromally its around 5? posts a day (except around electiions)

[mastersquirrel]

Ah, well you missed todays election. You should have been there. There were three posters here but noone dared to post, lest they miss the all important post number. Quite tense for a bump thread.

[TurkishMonky]

however, i have added a subtle ad for this thread in my location,

[mastersquirrel]

I noticed that! And I thank you for your continued support.

[TurkishMonky]

so sad. i had class...

[mastersquirrel]

That is most unfortunate. Perhaps you'll get it next time!

[TurkishMonky]

and a merry bumpmas!

[mastersquirrel]

YAY! I love Bumpmas!

[TurkishMonky]

however, FYI, when i'm preparing to bump for a extended period of time i will use a stopwatch to time the 30 second intervals

[TurkishMonky]

but i don't happen to have one now...

[mastersquirrel]

Wow... you're like a professional or something...

[TurkishMonky]

only the best for his majesty's service

[TurkishMonky]

that is, your majesty's service...

[mastersquirrel]

Is that how people refer to the VP nowadays?

[TurkishMonky]

not sure. my aviie's a russian skirmisher from AOE III, so i guess that's how he would say it

[mastersquirrel]

Ah, staying in character. I see.

[TurkishMonky]

quite.

[mastersquirrel]

And here's a government bump coming at ya!!

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Faaaaaaaar too flashy.

[TurkishMonky]

lol

[mastersquirrel]

Such a simple thing: "lol" yet it conveys so much emotion.

[Scribs]

still bumpin I see Master Squirrel

[Sakura15]

Hello everyone! ^-^

[Wild Eagle]

Ahoy!

[Sakura15]

Ahoy mateys!

[Wild Eagle]

Yarr, you be wearing a tie, Captain?

[Scribs]

bump, man this thread has been bumped mercilessly today...

[mastersquirrel]

It truely has been Scribs. 6 pages of it is all Turkish Monkey actually.

[Scribs]

that is almost sick.... Congratulations! Thanks for making the thread longer. As Former President I comend you!

[mastersquirrel]

Where'd Madam President go?

[Locke]

whoa!

[mastersquirrel]

Whoa?

[Scribs]

I suspect that lockes expression of suprise directly corresponds with the length that the thread has grown in the last 24 hours

[Silvanis]

*sneaks in and looks around curiously*

[Scribs]

some people went crazy in this thread today... Turkish monkey posted for 6 pages straight.

[Silvanis]

Wow. O.O

[mastersquirrel]

That was quite impressive.

[Silvanis]

Indeed, quite an admirable accomplishment.

[mastersquirrel]

Indeed. That man should get a commemoration! ... Is that even a word?

[Silvanis]

YES... maybe. >.> <.< Right.

[mastersquirrel]

HEY! It really is a word! Commemoration: 1 the act of commemorating; 2 a celebration in memory of someone or something

[Silvanis]

Yay! *writes that down* Now I shall never be unsure if that's a word again! So what shall we do for this commemmoration?

[mastersquirrel]

Uh.... commemorate?

[Silvanis]

Good... but how? Give him pocky or something?

[mastersquirrel]

That sounds great! I mean, it seems that President Sakura likes to do that, so maybe that'd be good! But.... you can't really commemorate someone without their being here very effectively.

[Silvanis]

Yes... that could be a problem.

[mastersquirrel]

If only he knew the art of astral projection........... or was actually here....

[Silvanis]

Hmmm. Maybe TurkishMonky-seeking pocky? That would save us some time.

[mastersquirrel]

Impressive idea Silvanis! Doctor!! *lab coat wearing dude enters* Could you fix up some pocky that would search out Turkish Monkey to commemorate his 6 page spam? *doctor nods and runs off*

[Silvanis]

Wonderful! I never knew doctors could be called out of nowhere. I learn something new every day! ^_^

[mastersquirrel]

Well, at least they can be by the VP of the Bump Tread in the Bump Tread... I'm not sure about real life. I try to avoid that place like the plague.

[Sakura15]

Oooo! they can? like this? DOCTOR!!! *one comes rushing in*

Thats awesome!!

Doctor: Miss, did you need me?

Oh no

Doctor: Then leave me alone!

How rude!

[mastersquirrel]

Quite rude. Especially for speaking to the President.

[Sakura15]

I mean really! :P

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Remember to curtsey!

[Sakura15]

But im wearing jeans!

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

You better not then, you may tear them.

[Sakura15]

I will not :P

[mastersquirrel]

Since when did wearing jeans get rid of the possibility to curtsey?

[Sakura15]

Since when did wearing jeans get rid of the possibility to curtsey?

Because..it just looks weird when you arent wearing a skirt lol.

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Exactly and lots of people wear tight jeans these days so its a very possible possibility.

[Sakura15]

My jeans arent tight, trust me, they are too loose! lol I need a belt.

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Yes, belts are made for a reason. TO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!
(lol) Besides belts look cool.

[Sakura15]

Yep!! thats why we have belts.

Haha, yes they do look cool. I want to get a cool one I saw at Pacsun. Teh awesomeness!

[DaughterOfZion]

ipp eep ekk mipp meep mekk

[Warrior4Christ]

Ah, Sakura, you're alive!

[Sakura15]

Ah, Sakura, you're alive!

Very much so! ^-^

[Warrior4Christ]

I thought you died around page 1222. (Read on, it's funny)

[Sakura15]

Lol no no, I didnt die!

haha ok.

[Sakura15]

ROFL!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HEY! wait a minute! you burried me?!?! lol

[Warrior4Christ]

Yes Mrs. Bumper..son

[Sakura15]

Ya know, just cuz I dont answer doesnt mean Im dead. A president is a very busy person you know.

Lol ;) :lol:

[Warrior4Christ]

Yes, you died so I would have felt irresponsible if I just left your dead body there on the ground.

[Sakura15]

Yes, you died so I would have felt irresponsible if I just left your dead body there on the ground.

But I didn't die!! like I said in my other post, im a very busy person! lol

[Warrior4Christ]

But you visited the bump thread without saying hi?

[Sakura15]

I did? when?? *thinks back* I dont remember.

[Warrior4Christ]

And the choosing of the new VP happened around page 1227 onwards (also funny to read). Note the times of the posting and how big the gaps of time are.

[Sakura15]

Wow, alot has happend in my absence!!

I guess thats why they call this the bump thread.

[Warrior4Christ]

I did? when?? *thinks back* I dont remember.
You did visit the bump thread at 1:46AM (my time), and I said "Hi Sakura" at 1:47AM.

[Warrior4Christ]

...and nothing. So I did the only thing a sane man would do: I assumed you were dead.

[mastersquirrel]

Sane. So that's the word they use nowadays...

[Warrior4Christ]

Yes, yes it is.

[Sakura15]

...and nothing. So I did the only thing a sane man would do: I assumed you were dead.

Thats not sane! lol. You shouldnt assume im dead. I think I didnt have time to post, which is why i didnt.

[Warrior4Christ]

Only sane people bump the bump thread.

[Sakura15]

Really? we must all be sane then.

[mastersquirrel]

I think I'm exempt from that rule. What's so great about being sane anyway?

[Sakura15]

I think I'm exempt from that rule. What's so great about being sane anyway?

You're right..*throws sane hat out the window*

BOOYAH!!!! *does victory sign*

[mastersquirrel]

Yay for the booyah!! BOOY@H!!!

[Sakura15]

Booyaaaaaa@@@@@@hh!!

[mastersquirrel]

Let's hear it for non-sane behavior coupled with bumpage!!

BOOYAAAAAAAAUUUMP!!

[Sakura15]

BOOOOOOYYYAAAAAAAUUUUUUMMPAGE!

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

You guys is crazy! Sanity is not an option.
Booyah!

[mastersquirrel]

Boooooyaaaaaaaaaaasssssssspaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmbuu uuuuummmmmp!!!

Hmm.... doesn't flow very well....

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Know, go bak two sckool.

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Booooyeah!

[Sakura15]

U go bak two skool!

[mastersquirrel]

I don wannt go bak ta scool.

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Yu first.

[Sakura15]

kno! u!

[mastersquirrel]

Naw!! I thinc thaa yu knead ta go!!

[Sakura15]

kno way! u weally n33d ta gow bak ta skool

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Butt I don knead know edyoucashin, I spak fairlee well.

[Sakura15]

fairlee well ain't guud enoub!!

[Warrior4Christ]

U dont raely kned an edukayshun to bump da bump fread.

[Warrior4Christ]

I cun do fin wifowt it.

[Sakura15]

Yesh! u dew need a edukayshin! beekuz no won kan udrstaend u!

[Wild Eagle]

So...tired...legs...numb...

[Warrior4Christ]

Wadya say, prez? Doo we nead an edukayshun to bump hte fread?

[Sakura15]

So...tired...legs...numb...

What did you do?

*can suddenly speak so well*


Wadya say, prez? Doo we nead an edukayshun to bump hte fread?

Yesh! we dew!

[Warrior4Christ]

stop tawking weerdlie WE! Tawk nomal like us.

I carnt evn undrstant teh prez?

[Sakura15]

stop tawking weerdlie WE! Tawk nomal like us.

I carnt evn undrstant teh prez?

dats beekuz u need a edukayshin!

[Warrior4Christ]

I lik hte ad in WE-charn's siggie. I fink I wil ad on 2 miin 2?

[Sakura15]

Yesh! he has an awesome ad!!!

[Warrior4Christ]

Da prez shood aslo put ad in siggie?

[Sakura15]

Yesh, da prez will!

[Warrior4Christ]

haha, ev lik miin?

[Sakura15]

Da prez is really bad at this lol. She has it in her sig, but the link part is smaller than the larger font.

[Wild Eagle]

Every Wednesday night, I go for this program called Air Cadets, where you pretty much play soldier. :lol: Today we did so much drill (marching and standing at attention etc.) that my legs hurt.

The good thing about the program is that you can get your pilots liscence and you can go on exchange trips to places like Japan, Germany, Scandanavia.

And yes! Advertise for the bump thread! Credit goes to termyt for coming up with the slogan, though.

[Warrior4Christ]

fanks termight!

[Sakura15]

Every Wednesday night, I go for this program called Air Cadets, where you pretty much play soldier. :lol: Today we did so much drill (marching and standing at attention etc.) that my legs hurt.

The good thing about the program is that you can get your pilots liscence and you can go on exchange trips to places like Japan, Germany, Scandanavia.

And yes! Advertise for the bump thread! Credit goes to termyt for coming up with the slogan, though.

Thats awesome!!! ^-^

Well, the prez must now go to bed.

Goodnight guys!!

God Bless!

[Warrior4Christ]

Haha skura, yur sigg is funy!

[Warrior4Christ]

by bye prez

[Wild Eagle]

Goodnight, Kura, and God bless you too! :)

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Bump in the Night by Will E. Shakespeare At You If You Can't Understand His Writings.

[Wild Eagle]

I got teh bling!

*shows off imaginary silver chain*

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

I'll bling you in a moment Ali G!
Mr T is way cooler. I pity the fool who doesn't know it!

[TheMelodyMaker]

*sings* Weeeeeeeeee three kiiiiiings of Orient buuuuuuump! :lol:

[Wild Eagle]

I pity the fool who hasn't watched Last Exile.

[Wild Eagle]

*sings* Weeeeeeeeee three kiiiiiings of Orient buuuuuuump! :lol:

That song is awesome!

Bearing bumps we traverse afar!

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Last Exile is my favourite anime series you buffoon!

[Wild Eagle]

It is? Cool! :thumb:

I love Last Exile! The animation and storyline was excellent!

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

And the whole steampunk setting (vehicles, buildings and other things).

[Wild Eagle]

Yeah. The world of Last Exile, also had lots of WWI references. For example, the 'Immelman (sp?) turn' was named after a WWI German ace named Max Immelman (I think Max was his first name :sweat: ). Plus, the vanships look like wingless WWI planes, which I thought was pretty cool.

[Scribs]

new paged!

Last exile was what brought me into anime.

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Same here Scribs! I mean I'd seen some anime before, but never really got into it much beforehand (except Spirited Away).

[Wild Eagle]

The series that got me into anime were Gundam Wing and Cowboy Bebop. :sweat:

[Scribs]

only 336 posts till new President... wow, at this rate it will happen tonight or tomorrow.

[Wild Eagle]

Whoa! I didn't even notice that. :lol:

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

That reminds me: Cowboy Beepop the Movie is on free TV tonight! I've never seen it and its pretty exciting since we get very little anime on tv here.

[Wild Eagle]

Ah, it's pretty cool. I've seen it at least twice, already. :lol:

[Ninja Rob]

Yeah, that's a prooty good movie.

[Scribs]

Nice! I really need to see some coyboy bebop...

[Wild Eagle]

Ok! 3, 2, 1 let's jam!

[Ninja Rob]

Best. Opening. Ever.

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

*Christian plays the drums loudly in beat with the music*

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Oh, you were talking about something else?

[Scribs]

*Scribs starts to rapidly sing lyrics that no one understands, in a rich bold bass voice*

[Ninja Rob]

I was talking about the theme song for Cowboy Bebop.

[Scribs]

wait... we arnt making an awsome bump band?

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Darn, I was excited. We were going to get a label.

[Ninja Rob]

Sure....I'll play air guitar and lip synch.

[Scribs]

Lets start a bump band anyway!

[Scribs]

I will be the lead singer!

[Nate]

*can't play any instruments*

Oh wait! I can play the nose guitar!

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

I'll be the drummer!

[Scribs]

nice

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

W4C can play the key-sword-tar.

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Let's rock Carol! Yeah, yeah, oh yeah and I really don't like him at all.

[Wild Eagle]

Oh! Oh! Can I play the violin?

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

I'm the bee.
I love trees, and ants.

Secret song, I can't believe its you. I never knew it was true. Oh, secret song!

[Scribs]

sorry but no, I you will see why in a few minutes...

[Wild Eagle]

*plays a tune that matches the song on a violin*

Eh?

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

If you wish. But I hope your good at it. Bad violin playing is ....bad.

[Wild Eagle]

Uhh...never mind violin...

How about banjo?

[Scribs]

I am on vocals, W4J is on drums, Kae in on nose guitar, and Wild eagle is on other guitar.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/Piloswine/bumpband.jpg

[Wild Eagle]

Cool! I get to play a bass guitar!

Wait...is it a base guitar?

:sweat:

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

We are looking Sooo Good!

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Where's Warrior4Christ's key-sword-tar?

[Scribs]

I was already half done when I saw that post. And I see you lurking Sennin, you must post, you know you want to.

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

The Bump thread compels you, like a lamb to the slaughter.

[Scribs]

that imagery is odd in combination with the bump thread..

[Warrior4Christ]

I'm still disappointed at the lack of key-sword-tar-ness.

[Warrior4Christ]

Keyboard Keyboard!!!

[Warrior4Christ]

This forum removes all caps! Disappointing.

[Warrior4Christ]

This should definitely be discussed in the bump thread, as indeed it is being.

[Warrior4Christ]

Join in the bumping Lightstream!

[Warrior4Christ]

Work out this anagram: mpbu

[Lightstream]

Hey guys! Since I'm pretty much unknown here and all, I'll just let my first post on this thread be a simple...

*BUMP!!!*

[Warrior4Christ]

That's right kids, it's bump!

[Warrior4Christ]

That's how it's done Lightstream.

[Lightstream]

Thank you, sir!

But oww that smarts! :waah!: *rubs head*

[Warrior4Christ]

Bump

[Warrior4Christ]

*gives ice pack to Lightstream*

The famous phrase "use your head" doesn't apply here. ;)

[Warrior4Christ]

Bump again.

[Warrior4Christ]

Yes.

[Warrior4Christ]

Giraffe.

[Warrior4Christ]

Elephant.

[Warrior4Christ]

Monkey.

[Warrior4Christ]

Parrot.

[Warrior4Christ]

Leopard.

[Warrior4Christ]

Half way there, got to break through this brick wall.

[Warrior4Christ]

HI

[Warrior4Christ]

Moving onwardly...

[Warrior4Christ]

Even further onwardly...

[Warrior4Christ]

Hooray4Dolphins!

[boerseun]

There can be only one bananna and I'm its master. Bwahahaha... :dance:

[Warrior4Christ]

I'm not even telling you my new screen name.

[Ninja Rob]

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!!!!!!!!

[Scribs]

bump

[Sakura15]

You guys made a band without me? im hurt! :sniffle: lol j/k

[Warrior4Christ]

That's okay, they left me out too. Lets just go and make our own band, Sakura (but you have to promise not to die on me this time, okay?).

[Sakura15]

Ok! lets make our own band! ^-^

Lol, alright, I promise!

[Warrior4Christ]

Ok then. I'll play the key-sword-tar.

[Warrior4Christ]

And also, we must fix up your sig!

[Warrior4Christ]

[*SIZE=4*]Shouldn't this be discussed in the [*URL=http://www.christiananime.net/showthread.php?t=893*]Bump Thread[*/URL*]?[*/SIZE*]

Copy this in, but remove the asterisks.

[Sakura15]

Ok! thanks! ^-^

Btw I'll play the electric guitar! ...man, we need someone for the drums.

[Warrior4Christ]

Das ist better.

Yes, we must. Uhh, who's not already out of all the bump-threadees?

[Warrior4Christ]

Perhaps VP mastersquirrel?

[Sakura15]

Yaaay! thanks lol.

Uhhh, I dont know.

[Sakura15]

Perhaps VP mastersquirrel?
Yeah yeah! good idea!

[Warrior4Christ]

I have made an observation: the bump thread is not at all like a soap opera. It moves so fast that you'll miss several pages if you blink, but with soapies, you can leave them for a month and you haven't missed a thing.

[Warrior4Christ]

'Tis an action packed bump thread.