The CAA's Official Bump Thread

[termyt]

New Page!

[Scribs]

Hooray for new pages!

[Nate]

Who's that giving Kaem a hand? Bump thread...bump thread...

[Scribs]

I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?

[Nate]

{kaemmerite attempts to respond and makes gargling sound while foaming at the mouth.}

[Scribs]

well, I guess he wouldnt be able to talk with that proboscus

[Nate]

Not that I'd have much of an answer for "Do you know the times," anyway.

[Scribs]

Maybe you could be one of those deep-sea fangly fishes.

[Nate]

The kind that have Christmas lights all over them, and those custom lures hanging over their heads?

[Scribs]

yup

[Nate]

That'd be pretty sweet...but I think I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and dancing.

[Nate]

Whoa! Bump thread!

[Nate]

Something has compelled me to check the bump thread.

[Nate]

Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...

[Nate]

Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!

[Scribs]

but the spring has already been cleaned! I sifted all the dead bugs off the surface of the water five minutes ago!

[TurkishMonky]

why dont we use the spring to make a fortune on bottled water now that the bugs are out?

[Scribs]

I am two steps ahead of you. Not onlly have I made a million on it, I have invested the million into the Beef Stake Mines...

[Nate]

Mmm...Beef Stake...

[Locke]

The ER in the hospital doesnt look like the one from ER!

I demand my blood presure back!

[Scribs]

Have any of you seen the movie "The Bank D,ick" with W.C. Fields?

[Lunis]

It seems Kae is very determined to surpass me. That's okay, I accept that. Although it was enjoyable and a great blessing to me, my time as leader of the Bump Thread posts is coming to a close. I shall humbly pass my leadership on to my successor and recede back into the shadows of ambiguity. v.v/

[Wild Eagle]

3mbr4c3 teh 8ump4g3.

Question. Does 8 = B in l33t speak?

[Scribs]

Lunis, you must remember that if anyone is going to pass you it will be either Locke or I, for we are the closest. We are still 200 posts away per person, so I do not think you have too much to fear.

[Wild Eagle]

Remember...

Pi is exactly 3!!!

[Lunis]

Man, I hate being forced to befriend certain people. I mean, so what if I don't have many friends? I'm okay with that. No one wants to buy the excuse that I'm an introvert. T.T

[Locke]

Introverts are cool!

[Nate]

This episode, kaemmerite checks the bump thread.

[Nate]

*glomps Lunis*

:hug:

[Nate]

Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...

[Nate]

Oh! What's this? A new page? For me?!

[Nate]

Checkin' the bump thread... Here at The Stick... That's pretty cool...

[Nate]

CAA's Official Bump Thread is filmed before a live studio audience.

[TurkishMonky]

unfortunately, when i'm in a live studio audience, things don't go as planned for the people on stage (hides paintball marker)

[Scribs]

bump

[TheMelodyMaker]

Do you think the bump thread would make a good video game? :)

[TurkishMonky]

only if it were a racing game with many potholes in each track, and the goal was to traverse through them in a obsessive maner....

[TurkishMonky]

i wonder how much longer until we're at page 1000?

[TurkishMonky]

we should have a bump party at 1000 posts here.

[TurkishMonky]

yay! i get a new page for my ery own, and i shall name it "Paige."

[TurkishMonky]

evil!!!!! this is paige

[Lunis]

*glomps Lunis*
:hug:

^^ Aw, thankies, Nate.

[Rjdreamer]

THE RANDOM BUG STRIKES AGAIN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>10 hours later<HAHAHAHA*cough**wheeze**sputter**faints from lack of air*

[faithfighter]

*bump and run*

[Wild Eagle]

*snore*

[Scribs]

early morning bump

[Locke]

But is night time sir!

[Lunis]

XD There's an Anti Bump thread.

[TheMelodyMaker]

...And Starfire's term is 80% over.

[Scribs]

yes, it is...

[Scribs]

New page!

[Nate]

Check that bump thread, check it down, check that bump thread, smack it around.

[Scribs]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bump!

[Nate]

We've got a bump thread. We've got an awesome bump thread.

[Scribs]

Every day I go and check the bump thread,

[Nate]

This post had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.

[1BalloonPopper]

My *first* post in this awsome thread. I'll always remember this day...Always.

[TurkishMonky]

all your bumps are beong to us

[Scribs]

what you say!?

[Scribs]

Come now peoples! no bumps all afternoon!

[PHSYCOAT]

[PHSYCOAT]

YOU lost yourself and YOUR losing control. YOU scream inside but it’s locked in and there’s no way out. YOU dream of another life but it’s a dream. YOU crY and longs to live but all YOU can say is in whispers. YOUR heart AND YOUR LUNGS ARE locked beneath the rib cage YOUR HEART IS BEATING TO EXHAUSTION AND YOUR LUGS CANT TAKE IN ANY AIR BECAUSE YOUR BENEATH THE SINKING SAND. YOU reach for someone’s hand but YOU lost it in the sinking sand…


YOU swim for it but the pull is too heavy and now YOU’RE drowning. YOU wonder if YOU WILL live through this or will YOU lose yourself forever…
YOU scream for a breath.

With one last breath before my death I whisper this to you. Its life I crave and not this grave. Believe me please believe me because it’s the truth.

[PHSYCOAT]

Merry Christmas, I just lost my job but that’s ok I had some coffee and now I feel ok. I spent the rest of my money on rockstar, and my friends tell me I’m such a good sport for being broke and being so happy! ok J/K none of thats true but hey write what you can while you can!

[Lunis]

Whatever a CPU is... I need a better one.

[Wild Eagle]

If CPU stands for Central Processing Unit...then what does UPC stand for?

[Scribs]

Unpopular Postal Contractor?

[Nate]

All this...bump thread...I don't understand.

[Raiden no Kishi]

bump on a log

.rai//

[Nate]

I'll take CAA's Official Bump Thread for a thousand, please.

[Nate]

Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check the bump thread.

[Nate]

Riballa diballa check bump thread.

[Nate]

Super great, super great... Check the bump thread!

[Nate]

Time to check the bump thread... Time to check the bump thread...

[Nate]

Oh, tap your toes and check the bump thread, oh a-tap your toes tonight...

[Nate]

Mmmmm... fresh bump thread...

[Nate]

Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.

[Nate]

Oooh, duh doo doo doo, the bump thread left me, duh doo doo...

[Raiden no Kishi]

Bump thread women, bump thread girls. Bump thread women, bump thread girls.

.rai//

[DaughterOfZion]

eyes rutherford

[Locke]

Wait

[Warrior4Christ]

You check, me check, we all check the bump thread, check.

[Scribs]

for the love of pete don't feed da huuuuuudge!

[faithfighter]

to bump or not to bump that is the question

[Scribs]

and "to bump" is the answer!

[TheMelodyMaker]

UPC = Universal Product Code. :)

[Warrior4Christ]

Too much mayo? I LOVE too much mayo!

(Do-hoo-hoo-hoo)

[Wind]

Here's several random facts

1. MSRP stands for minimum suggested retail price
2. you can hold a croc or an alligator's jaw shut with two fingers cause they have the power to bite down but not to force their mouth open
3. daddy longlegs are the most poisonus spiders in thw world their jaws aren't big enough to bite
4. the five most deadly snakes are in australia
5. Porcupines do not shoot their quills like blowdarts
6. The everglades are shrinking everyday
7. it took seventy days to mummify a person in ancient egypt
8. king tut died when he was only nineteen years old
9. how they got the brain out of a person's skull in the first step of mummification was stick a hook up the nose break your brainstem swirl it around until the brain turns to liquid and tip your head forward out rushes the brain out the nose
10. the period of time a mother elephant carries her baby is 2 years

these have been some random facts from the head of Jadefox
Animal facts courtesy of Animal planet
Facts on ancient egypt and mummification coutresy of the local library

If you wish to learn more about ancient egypt and mummification
just PM me

[Scribs]

Bump from the crypt!

[starfire]

I am so not posting on the bump thread. I am, like, un-posting on the bump thread I am so not posting on the bump thread. There has never been a single person in the history of...persondom...that has not posted on the bump thread more than me...*still not posting* Ph3ar my un-postingness!

*three hours and forty-three minutes later*

....Yep, that's me....never ever posting on the bump thread. So not posting, it should be illegal or somethin'! Feel the un-postiness! It rocks you to the very core! It's like...un-posting joor face off!........*continues on*

[Lunis]

Tomato! Tomato!

[TurkishMonky]

combustion! boom.

[faithfighter]

bump from a dancing fool!

[TurkishMonky]

and i shall as well... oh, wait. i cannot dance..

[Lunis]

*sleeps*

[Scribs]

bumps

[Lunis]

*PMed Angel twice in one day*

[Wild Eagle]

*standing at attention*

Requesting permission to spam on this thread!

[Lunis]

Permission granted, soldier!

[Wild Eagle]

*salutes*

Thank you, ma'am!

*throws a water balloon*

GRENADE!! TAKE COVER!!!

*water balloon bursts*

[TheMelodyMaker]

Dear Bump Thread,

How shall I bump thee? Let me count the way.

:grin:

[Scribs]

bump

[Locke]

Say it like you mean it!

[Scribs]

bump

[Wild Eagle]

Bamp

[Locke]

Insolence!

[Wild Eagle]

????

[Scribs]

sfdghdsbdhahd

[Wild Eagle]

NOOOOOO!!!

*melts*

[Scribs]

poop

[Locke]

Exuberance

[Scribs]

ah

[Wild Eagle]

Insurance

[Scribs]

hoo!

[Locke]

Puma

[Wild Eagle]

Panther

[starfire]

Simpleminded minions!!!!!---eh---I mean cute fuzzy wuzzy bunnies! ^^

[Locke]

Chloroplast

[Nate]

Cute fuzzy-wuzzy bunnies! \o.o/

[starfire]

.....of evil!

[Nate]

...of evil! \o.o/

[starfire]

Used to be an inside joke between my friend and I. Evil purple bunnies. Bwahahaha!

Yay for pointlessness!Bump.

[Locke]

P

[Nate]

q

[starfire]

bond. james bond. *cool music jumps over railing*

[Nate]

Gah. *is freakin' annoyed right now* >:\

[starfire]

O.O Why? Joo don't like cool music?

[Nate]

Nah, something else just is bugging me... ><

[Locke]

*has an idea of what it is*

[Nate]

You know what it is Locke, of course. XD;; We discussed it in the chat.

[Scribs]

too much to read

[Locke]

Indeed.

[Wild Eagle]

Thank you, come again!

[starfire]

I bet I know... You're mad because they changed the name of those Canadian sodas! Right?

[Wild Eagle]

What Canadian sodas?

*is interested*

[Locke]

Moxy!

[Nate]

Wait, we have Canadian sodas? o.O

[starfire]

The ones at the grocery store and select restaurants...They were so good! Now....now they are still good...but in different bottles...or it could be a different soda. O.O They're like ramune(lemon pop) in other flavors!

[Wild Eagle]

Canada Dry?

[Nate]

Still haven't heard of it... o.o;;

[starfire]

Clearly Canadian.

[Wild Eagle]

Canada Dry is good for you...

Well, their ginger ale, anyways...

[starfire]

Yeck. Gingery. It's healthy?

[Wild Eagle]

Yeah, it's good when you have an upset stomach. Doctors here in Canada recommend that you take a sip of ginger ale, every so often, when you aren't feeling well.

[Nate]

I hate ginger ale... >.>

[Wild Eagle]

*gasp*

But it's grrreat!

Ginger beer is another story. That stuff is really strong! One sip and it goes right to your nose :lol:.

[Locke]

Perrier is where its at.

[Wild Eagle]

Perrier?

[Locke]

http://www.nestle.co.uk/NR/rdonlyres/4AF26A9F-3EE4-4FF5-A3EB-0A3CD8BCA325/0/ProdPerrier03.jpg
(http://www.nestle.co.uk/NR/rdonlyres/4AF26A9F-3EE4-4FF5-A3EB-0A3CD8BCA325/0/ProdPerrier03.jpg)

[Wild Eagle]

Ah, I am enlightened(sp?)! :P

Ginger beer?

[Locke]

carbonated water o.0

[Wild Eagle]

Ahhh...

[Nate]

"I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[Locke]

Reading them Archy comics again Kae?

[starfire]

I love Archie comics! Reggie is one cool dude. :cool:

[Nate]

Hehehehehe.....Look at all those hamburgers. You can't eat all those hamburgers, you stupid fella (car veers off the road). Oh geeze! (Kae swerves the car back on the road and then slowly raises up the comic book again). Uh! He's gonna do it! Oh he is SO ridiculous--you hear me, you ridiculous man? (Car crashes into tree.)

[chibiphonebooth]

Omgosh I Love Family Guy!! Its The Best!!

[starfire]

XD Kae needs to borrow my drivers test handbook.

WHY CAN'T ARCHIE STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND PICK BETTY?????? GAH!!!!

..........O.O

[Nate]

Yeah! He should totally go for Betty!

And chibiphonebooth...you win. *gives you 500 cool points*

[Scribs]

Bread is a good time for me!

[Nate]

Don't ask me why...pumpernickle and rye...

[TheMelodyMaker]

89 posts left before we have a new BP pres. ^_^

[Nate]

Yus! Sorry star, terms are fleeting these days. :D

(Psst, I'll help ya get a second term if ya want. ;))

[starfire]

((Talk to me)) *watches for Scribs*

[Wild Eagle]

Tommorow is Monday!

Yaaaaaaay...*snore*

[starfire]

Note: ((these are invisible brakets! Their jedi mind power makes you incapable of seeing the words printed in them! *coughscribscough*))

^^ Ooh! Loook! A bunny!!!! He diverts your attention from the plotting!
(\ /)
( o o )
< >
U U O

[starfire]

Or he would if he was not deformed somewhere in between typing and posting. T.T

YAY! MONDAY!

[Nate]

Yay, Monday? o.O

[starfire]

I like monday. The people are depressed about the beginning of the work week which makes them quiet. Quiet people=happy me :grin:

[Nate]

Heh heh, that's one way to look at it. XD

[Wild Eagle]

:lol:

[starfire]

Bwahahahaha! Only for the cynical! Monday also has the only tv worth watching. Raymond, King of Queens, other show.

[Nate]

But Family Guy is on Sundays... o.o

[starfire]

Today is Sunday.

[starfire]

...and that proves my point. XD

[Nate]

Family Guy is the funniest show on TV, though! Tonight's episode was proof of that.

[Locke]

Lucky east coaster...

[Wind]

It's so hard to be able to watch family guy cause my dad hates it, So I don't get to watch it all that often. But I think it is hilarious
Has anyone seen american from the makers of family guy??

[Locke]

American Dad?

[Nate]

Yeah I am. It's freakin' hilarious.

[Nate]

In reference to the East Coaster thing, I mean. American Dad has a couple of pretty funny episodes, but overall it's not as good.

[Locke]

Its Starting!!

[Nate]

Dude, you'll love it. TRUST ME.

[Locke]

HOLY CRAP xD

[Nate]

I KNOW. It's the funniest freakin' episode I've seen in ages.

[Locke]

Wow, that beginning... I havent one that awsome in ages.

[faithfighter]

writers block...what shoudl I say...oh ya hi

[Nate]

"Maybe I should wear these giant sunglasses and come out all serious, like, 'Death to America,' like I don't even realize that I have them on, you know? 'What, what are you looking at? Do...do I have something on my face? Oh these? I wear these all the time.' "

XD

[Scribs]

bump

[TheMelodyMaker]

61 posts to go.

[Scribs]

shh! dont remind the competitors...

[Scribs]

new page

[Taka]

woo hooo

[Scribs]

quite

[TurkishMonky]

merry christmas!!!!

[TurkishMonky]

perhaps i'm too early...

[termyt]

Nonsense

[Conner999]

Turkeys?

[Kanerou]

*sighs* Slightly, TM. But..... *breaks out the tinsel* We can still decorate for it!

[Scribs]

not till after thanksgiving. then the decorating can begin in full.

[Scribs]

Cant help, but bump!

[Scribs]

bump again!

[Nate]

Lemme bump that bump thread, bump thread.

[Conner999]

Pictures.

[Nate]

Oooh, duh doo doo doo, the bump thread left me, duh doo doo...

[Nate]

Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!

[Nate]

All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that bump thread? Was it kaemmerite?

[termyt]

We are nearing the mark for a new BTP.

[Scribs]

Shh! quiet about that, the less politically aware bumpers the better...

[Scribs]

Now I need to bump it to a new page

[Scribs]

ka-bump!

[termyt]

New Page!

[Scribs]

The ladies all the time be asking me "coach Scribs? Howcome you don't bump no more?" and I say ladies, Ladies, just give me a chance to do a bump thread dance! gimme a chance to do a dance!

[Nate]

Boy, is it ever Monday.

[Lunis]

Something isn't right. And I can't figure out what it is.

[Scribs]

um, its monday, nothing is ever right on a monday

[Nate]

That's so true.

[Scribs]

Monday monday, so bad to me, monday monday, it was nothing I hoped it would be, oh monday morning monday morning couldnt guarentee, that monday evening the bump thread would still be here with me.

[Nate]

Uh, if you say so... o.O

[Scribs]

come now Kae, havnt you ever heard the mommas and he poppas

[Nate]

I guess not. o.o

[Scribs]

0.0 I know someting relating to the culture of the USA that Kae does not!? the whole world is about to collapse...

[Nate]

Yeah it is. And why is Katie 80 lurking?

[Scribs]

hmm, our pres must not feel like posting today

[TurkishMonky]

*bump* excuse me *bump*
bump threads are so much more bumpful when crowded...

[Scribs]

yes, it makes them more... bumpy I guess.

[Scribs]

happyland is the greatist place in the world.

[Scribs]

come on out ms president! it is time to bump!

[Scribs]

bump!

[TurkishMonky]

whack! oops, i mean bump.

[Scribs]

I like meat, it is my fav food.
bump

[Scribs]

new page....

[TurkishMonky]

bump-whack!

[Scribs]

yes, turkish monkey man it is bump thread time!

[TurkishMonky]

almost 900!!!

[TurkishMonky]

almost methusaleh....

[Scribs]

yes... together we can make it to the place that matters monkey friend of mine!

[TurkishMonky]

do the bump! do the bump!! woot!

[Scribs]

yes! yes!

[TurkishMonky]

excitable bump

[Scribs]

yes

[TurkishMonky]

bup it to the next double o!!!

[Scribs]

new page, the most important page

[TurkishMonky]

yay!!!!!!

[Scribs]

the pressure is on to the fullest!

[Scribs]

ok I must succeed!

[Scribs]

I must!

[TurkishMonky]

go at it! scribs! lets do the next 100 pages!

[TurkishMonky]

jk

[Nate]

I can bump it! I will bump it nine times!

[Scribs]

I must succeed!